Depending on the results of the federal corruption trial against former Governor Bob McDonnell and his wife Maureen , we could see the former first-lady of Virginia behind the black bar, throwing her own brand of shade.
“With Season 7 confirmed, we know we needed to kick it up a notch – and who else could bring a level of drama, class, and tea like Maureen McDonnell?” said Bailey. “This girl’s more queen than most of our previous season winners – I mean, when you get caught telling your private chef he ruined Christmas because the shrimp at your Christmas party wasn’t cooked perfectly, what crazy shit will you say to a queen just begging to be corrected?”
Maureen, who was recently called a “nut job” by her husband’s former chief of staff, was unavailable for comment on the issue.
“We hope we can figure this out and get Maureen (we call her Mo-Mo!) on the show this season,” said Bailey. Even if she is found guilty the EP said they’d work to make it happen.
“We could satellite broadcast it!” Bailey said. “Maybe give it an Orange is the New Black feel!”
Editors Note: This story is satire – no one from Rupaul’s Drag Race is actually trying to get Maureen McDonnell on their show, however all the claims made about the former First-lady’s actions are from court testimony and available through the links above.
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