If you’re not heading out on New Years Eve, either because you’re anti-social or have a body odor problem (I’ll teach you kids the difference between deodorant and anti-perspirant at a later date.) here are a couple of fun things you can whip up to make it more festive for yourself.
First is a delightful punch to dull the pain. Yes I said dull the pain, because clearly if you’re drinking alone on New Year’s something’s going on:
Pain Killer Punch: Crushed Ice
2 shots Vodka (Absolut)
2 shots Peach schnapps
3 oz Orange juice
2 oz Cranberry juice
2 oz Apple juice
Put crushed ice in glass about a quarter of the way up. Pour in vodka, peach schnapps and the three juices (apple, orange, and cranberry.) Stir through a couple of times. And of course once you have a few cocktails you’re gonna want something to eat. Here’s a little quick and easy snack…(don’t blame me when you feel fat, maybe you were that way before and just need to embrace the fluffy!)
1 large can of chunked white chicken- drained
½ packet of taco seasoning
2 (8 oz) cream cheese softened
1 cup of shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup of sour cream
1 package of flour tortilla
Mix all ingredients except tortillas together in a large bowl, and then spread mixture on tortillas. Refrigerate for about an hour until chilled then slice in ½ inch slices and serve. You can also dip them in salsa for an extra pop!
Like I said if you’re not headed out on New Years maybe you really should examine your life a little, huh? Maybe I need a new column to give people advice.
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