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I walked into the ABC store and nodded at the (male) clerk at the counter. As I approached the Vodka section a very beautiful girl asked if i need help. “no” I responded. I found myself stop in the middle of the ABC store wondering…….. “Lesbian?” as my ears ease-dropped over the conversation happening at the counter, my conclusion was….. nope… she’s straight. As I walked up to the counter to pay (three people standing there) I realized I wasn’t ease dropping on the same girls conversation. (there was hope). I pulled out my cash and paid for my vodka. My oh-so-clustered day turned into a peaceful awakening.
The things I want to say to you, but I don’t know how…Everytime I see you I get tongue tied and stupid and I doubt you read these, but what the hell, maybe at least it might make you feel good to know you have somebody up in knots.
You were the really hot guy passed out in the alley in Carytown. You looked so angellic there, snoring softly as the morning dew collected on your brow. But a sewer rat was dry humping you, so I thought it wise to wake you up. No luck. You would not wake up, and the rat came and ran off. It was magical.
Spa World, a Northern VA hot Korean spa, has come under fire for the second time in two years. In March 2013, the indoor spa located in Centreville, VA allegedly kicked out a trans-women from the female side of the facility. Now, the same business is being investigated for slave-like conditions of their employees. Details [...]